Tom Cruise's Money Shot!

Monday, June 20, 2005: I couldn't resist. I don't know where the hatred of Tom Cruise stems from, but this video makes me laugh. Hard. He is such an arrogant asshole (in my opinion) that I'm glad he got embarrassed. Plus, anything that makes him shut up about his relationship with Katie Holmes, works for me! I swear, I'm really not usually this mean-spirited. He just brings out the worst in me.

There was also a report in the New York post about 'that' relationship being a business deal. She's going to get five million dollars (insert Dr. No laugh here) for five years, and they will not be having sex. I wonder if that's why his last marriage went sour? No sex would make me bitter!

Oh, well if you're in the mood, also check out this site. Someone needs to get Katie out of this. I know she's over 21 and an adult, but where are her parents? I'd honestly hope that my mom would slap me back to reality.

Lastly, Lindsay Lohan said that 50 Cent wants to date her, but she's waiting for Eminem. OH MY GOD! If Eminem starts dating her, I will no longer be a fan. She reminds me of a Mr. Salty pretzel stick, with blonde hair. She used to be cute, but now she looks like crap. I hope that Eminem has better taste than her.

Mich