Want My Autograph?

Saturday, January 15, 2005: Imagine my surprise when I'm reading a weekly gossip column and I see this: Dear Ted: Sorry, Ted, but I have to disagree with one of your Do-Me Awards. I'm a 35-year-old woman who would do Eminem without the bag over his head. He's on my laminated list. Mich W - Florida

Dear Uncovered Chick: Then don't be surprised when he calls you names that make you want to rip his teabags to shreds.

Yep, that's my letter! The guy had made a comment that the only way anyone would sleep with Eminem is if he double-bagged. I happen to think that Em is one of the hottest guys and I'd do him in a New York minute. Had I known the columnist was going to print the letter, I would have added, "call me Emimen," along with my phone number!

I've been trying to add Windows Media Player to the site, but I cannot figure it out. So, anyone who reads this and knows how to do it, please post a comment and I'll email you for instructions.

OK, I know you all want to hear about M and L. This week has been quite boring between the two of them. All they have done is talk on the phone. I told him to make plans with her for this weekend, but he would not do it. He thinks I'm going to get upset again, but I've already told him that was a one-time thing. She ended up calling tonight but she's in another city about 50 minutes away. Hopefully things will pick up between them soon. It's sad when your wife is bored with things between her husband and his girlfriend.

One funny thing...she called and poured her heart out to him about how she wants to spend more time with him and that he doesn't seem to call at all. (He doesn't have to, she blows our phone up.) She went on for at least 30 minutes and on his end of the phone...dead silence. She asked if he was still there and he said yes, he was thinking. Of course, she asks what about, and he tells her BASKETBALL!! (Side note: he sprained his ankle a while back while playing basketball and hasn't been on a court since.) Well, that was the kiss of death. What woman wants to hear that after spilling her guts to a man?? I swear he was more romantic than that when I dated him. (Except the time his girlfriend broke up with me.) ;) I was mad when he said that, so I can imagine what she felt like.

I tried finding a non-porno, non-paid site for swinging, but I can't find any. Does anyone have any suggetions? If so, let me know.

Don't forget...Windows Media Player. Help me, please!

Mich